Totally Tucked

A conspiracy theory on Tucker's firing

The image above is from when Tucker brought on some kid from my school who later admitted he was lying. We did that CNN Town Hall where I smacked Rubio’s soft little rump until it blushed strawberry red, and CNN had asked us to submit our questions ahead of time. This kid claimed that since CNN proceeded to print out one of our questions, hand them to us, and tell us to ask this question, this was some sort of RIGGED EVENT. Keep in mind that the questions they provided us were written and submitted by us.

Now, if you have anything more sophisticated than a toddler on pixie dust’s understanding of live events, you could probably imagine that CNN did this to- Gee, fuck, hear me out- make sure nobody asked the same question twice and wasted time that could be spent on other questions. Shocking. How dare you, Jake Tapper, try to make sure that the Town Hall covers as much as possible.

I mean, I went off script and asked my own question because I wanted to, but whatever. I’m a white cis man, I never hold myself to my own standards. And Rubio looked really silly, didn’t he.